THE NEW SECOND SUNDAY IRISH CEILI MUG
Now with the gods of antiquity!
OVERFLOWING WITH GOOD AUSPICES
Finally, a coffee mug that understands why you sacrifice three pigeons to Spes before you leave for work!
Our New Century Irish-Arts wizards have been hard at work revolutionizing the way Americans 1) enjoy ceilis, and 2) drink coffee. Behold, the ultimate union of ceili dancing and coffee, the NEW 2nd SUNDAY IRISH CEILI coffee mug NOW WITH THE GODS OF ANTIQUITY!
Designed by legendary mug & glassware scientolologist Peter Brice, and featuring the engravings of Wenceslaus Hollar, this LIMITED EDITION NOVELTY ITEM is absolutely the only way to finally achieve true happiness in 2013 and beyond.
FEATURES:
• Dimensions: 3.75" x 3.25"
• Microwave safe
• Breaks the ice at parties
• Contains coffee and tea
NOTE: Red piano not included.
TESTIMONIALS:
"We didn't have coffee during antiquity, but this just about makes up for it."
—Socrates
"I tried drinking my tea and coffee out of fancy-pants china, but I couldn't get more than one big gulp out of it. So then I got this here mug with all these half-neked people on it, and I'm all set. Hur it's great, i'n'it?"
—Liza, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Angland